Elite Funny: January 2012

You don't have to buy it dinner before you can ride it

He doesn't care what you think! His night was AWESOME!

From such humble beginnings arose Cirque Du Soleil

With this as their wedding, you wouldn't BELIEVE what the reception was like ;)

Simon Broose

A full grown treasure troll, that collects a different kind of magic.

The strangest part? It's not raining

Hony are you sure these cheap invisibility cloke imitations work

I find your lack of faith disturbing..

Father Vader insisted on wearing his own robes to the ceremony but he demanded that the others not fail him again.

Who's laughing now,

He told the boys back home he just bought a mustang that acted as a boat also.

Wild Snorlax has been caught.

Just like riding a moped, but not as good on gas.

I told you to STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER

See the orbs in this photo? It's his sould actually caught on film!

Everyday I'M shoveling!

El Roboto del Inferno prepares for his Winter Formal date to arrive

This is why you have to wait so long in front of the bathroom!

With the iToilet you'll never have to leave the bathroom again.

Ok, now I understand what was the sin of Adam

After his release from prison, Tom was surprised to find a job as a guide at the children's museum. Here we see him on his first and last day at work.

That weed must be good

There's always one dude standing at the end of a party.

It's Russia, they don't need explanation

In soviet russia soccerball... err wait, guitar plays you,.... uh fuzzy hat...

I told you not to push the red button.

Hello, now baby don't get upset but there was a teeny tiny little incident involving your car.

Where is your God now?

Cat always falls on feet. Attach cat to self by feet. Cat cannot fall => Levitation machine

Don't worry guys, i'm working on it.

Who parked those scooters there?! Ah, women...

Because water baloon fights are that INTENSE

Stop joking guys! The existence of mankind depends on the survival of that water balloon!!!!

Feminine side

I'm just riding my daughter's bike. Have anything else to add before I punch your face?

Beat gravity

Hmmm, Her mass seems to have caused a fluctuation in earths gravitational field

Annual stuffed animal convention

Dog: What is that human wearing on his head?

Look mom, I'm a Spigger!

THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!... I FELL AT THE DISNEY STORE!... AND THE MARVEL STORE!... Okay I'm secretly Paedo-bear...

Come here big boy

Charly's Angels in special version for big boys

Osama is dead, its time to take over the throne

If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire....The D-Team.

He is spreading ketchup in his arm

everyone knows the sadness in an emo's blood makes it thick like ketchup.

This is why you don't arrest the meter maids wife

Just because you enforce some laws, that doesn't mean you can break others...

This is my strong wheel.

Well, at least the wheel thief was kind enough to replace them with FAIL

Ninja turtle party

It's almost 8:30 pm. We need to go down to the pizza party right now!

No more snooze button

I told you to wake up and go to school. I'm not saying that again.

Very funny dance at marriage party

She's in line

All for what USA is known for in one single picture

Cream on the inside clean on the outside

When I said paint the car, I meant the outside

That's a total win!

Hey, it's still working! So it is very strong and I am a good mechanic

Women of the world. STOP DOING THIS!

Maby if we pretend to be ducks we will be accepted

Cosplay failure

When you want to cosplay in something interesting, but have low budget... better give up!

He's a nevernude

If pants were brains, this guy would be a genius!

Knocko Bell

Why does everybody walk up to the door then turn around and leave?

Broken Spine in 3...2...1

This is the "law of the ignorant"! As long as you dont believe in gravity, you are invincible

The irony is so thick i could cut it with a knife

Ouh yeah thats the real name of the caravan.... "Inferno"

She loves her "fauter" too!

I've told u not to use permanent marker. See what u've done to my car...now, i'm so shy to drive that car anymore!

What a waste of good beer!

The burning sensation in his eyes distracts him from the shitty taste

Do we just leave it?

No matter where or when, the repo man always gets the car

Funny Hamsters

Hamsters are very funny animals, but when they eat are more funny!

Vulcans are an extraterrestrial humanoid species in the Star Trek universe who evolved on the planet Vulcan, and are noted for their attempt to live by reason and logic with no interference from emotion.