You don't have to buy it dinner before you can ride it

He doesn't care what you think! His night was AWESOME!

I find your lack of faith disturbing..

Father Vader insisted on wearing his own robes to the ceremony but he demanded that the others not fail him again.

Feminine side

I'm just riding my daughter's bike. Have anything else to add before I punch your face?

Come here big boy

Charly's Angels in special version for big boys

Osama is dead, its time to take over the throne

If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire....The D-Team.

FINISH HIM!!!

The legendary Underweartaker in action.

This is why you don't arrest the meter maids wife

Just because you enforce some laws, that doesn't mean you can break others...

This is my strong wheel.

Well, at least the wheel thief was kind enough to replace them with FAIL

That's a total win!

Hey, it's still working! So it is very strong and I am a good mechanic

Womens getting jealous -They have reasons

Some girls look better than others, it creates envy and jealousy!

Ehm... i'm sure my Jeep is heavier than your Toyota....

What kind of stupid ass idiot thought that would have been a good idea?

Photography by Ophelias Overdose

Ophelias works as a full-time professional model, designer and performer, based in Essen, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany.

In Asia you got to study hard

Riding a scooter to school? No time to waste! Must finish homework.

Addicted arcade gamer

The machine is powerd off for almost 3 hours. We kept telling him to go home, but he is not responding to anything we say.

Deal with it, nerd

It's Darth Vader from Star Treck. Wait... what?

I'll give you $1,000 to tell him he failed

Well, not like he needs a big dog for protection...

The Funniest & Most Epic Fight You'll Ever See!! Russian Oceanarium Brawl!!

Pushing a pair of jeans to the absolute limits.

This is proof that jeans are high quality

Tiny radiator

This might not keep your house warm, but it doesn't take too much space either.

Missing manhole lid

Just because you are driving down the street doesn't mean you shouldn't pay attention to manholes.