Broken Spine in 3...2...1

This is the "law of the ignorant"! As long as you dont believe in gravity, you are invincible

Trap card activated "Water Hole"

I think I'll take the umbrella today so my face doesn't get wet and my hair stays dry

Of course they did have to give the seamen a nice railing" Typical Navy XD!

This wouldn't have happened if he was wearing a seatbelt

Natural protection

When there is no money for Adidas equipment just grab something from the natural environment.

Exit way

The emergency exit ends at this very door.

This is not a door

Although it looks just like one, this is not a door. Trust this sign.

Follow me

You can rely on me that I'll get you to safety.

Destroy wild ginger

The ginger is evil and it must be destroyed. Get it!

Keep gate closed

In order to keep trespassers out you must keep the gate closed at all times.

Losing everything in this vehicle

If you lose something in this vehicle it's your fault. You have been warned.

No drama

You want to get bitch-slapped? Then no drama today!

Only enter and exit

Do not try to do other things except enter and exit through this door.

Break dance

It is always a good idea to start break dancing in case of an emergency.

Do not throw anything or anybody

Pisces are very sensitive, especially in humans. You do not want tobe sick!

Where Can I Go

That should rekindle your

You Haven’t Seen Signs Like These Before

You probably haven’t seen any of the following signs but as funny or idiotic they might look, they are all real and used in somewhere in the beautiful USA.

I'm so angry

Just look what I'm capable of when I'm really angry.

Freedom? Wait, what?

Your free doom is this way.

Best parking sign

That certainly will illuminate.

Learn to fly